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I went back to school today. It was nice until 6th period.

My US History teacher brought up how different sex marriages in the 1700’s were the same as same sex marriages now. Basically if you were legally married in one state but then you moved to another state you’d have to get remarried. Well…

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Text Post Thu, Dec. 29, 2011

A poem about Costco

Oh woman at costco, i see you in line

Buying some apple jelly

And Crisco at the same time.

Why are you overwieght my dear?

As i asked you in time,

She handed me a butterscotch;

And slapped me in the face :c 

Don’t make my mistakes.

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